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turtle texter

Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.
Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.
by LickNunz June 22, 2008
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Turtle Tester

A person who flunked out of high school, so now he has to hunt turtle's for make up companies.
"Some loser that flunked out of high school"
by Gabba February 23, 2005
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