turtle spank 

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked

yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!

turtle spank by turtle spank February 5, 2018

Turtle Shank 

A plastic single use straw, that ultimately ends up in a turtle's nose.

Me: No turtle shank in my drink, please.

Bar Tender: What's that?
Me: A straw.
Bar Tender: Ohhh. Got it.

Turtle Shank by C.B. #99 December 31, 2018

SPANKING THE TURTLE 

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

SPANKING THE TURTLE by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018