by jackwagonjoe November 14, 2020
Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head
by Katrian March 6, 2020
your dick is so cold and gets so small it appears that it goes inside of you, thus resembleing a turtle as it would go inside its shell
(past tense) yesterday, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
(present tense) today, I got a wicked case of turtle dick
(future tense) I hope i don't get turtle dick tomorow
by paulie March 4, 2004
The act of getting to scared, that one's dick goes back into the body, the way a turtle's head hides in it's shell.
by Johnny Ock August 13, 2008
What happens to males when they swim in cold water. The action of the penis retracting into the body to save heat.
by Daren August 18, 2003
The uncontrollable full retraction of the male penis, leaving Just Nuts.
As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
As in a Turtle pulling his head back inside of his shell.
Causes: Cold Water, Fright, Koo Ko Girlfriends or Wives.
Rieko went koo ko and screamed at me in front of thousands of people at Disneyland and before you know it, I had Turtle Dick.
by DrGenetics March 25, 2008
1. An uncircumsised dick. As in the way it looks b/c of the foreskin, like a turtle that is in its shell.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
2. the first words my friend said when he saw my uncircumsised dick.
by john November 20, 2004