Turtle Cock

A turtle cock is an uncircumcised dick that retreats into the foreskin, leaving just the tip exposed - thus resembling a turtle with its head poking out. A turtle cock is usually accompanied by a serious muzzie

Not to be confused with turtle cawk

bro 1: Look at the turtle cock on that motherfucker!
bro 2: I bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!

Turtle Cock by derpityderrp September 5, 2013

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turtle cock

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

turtle cock by Sausage King June 11, 2006

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turtle cock

Slang for beef jerky

I need to swing into 7/11 and grab a turtle cock and a coke.

turtle cock by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

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