Turtle Cock

A turtle cock is an uncircumcised dick that retreats into the foreskin, leaving just the tip exposed - thus resembling a turtle with its head poking out. A turtle cock is usually accompanied by a serious muzzie

Not to be confused with turtle cawk

bro 1: Look at the turtle cock on that motherfucker!
bro 2: I bet you he has a fat muzzie to go along with it!

Turtle Cock by derpityderrp September 5, 2013

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turtle cock

The hardening of the scrotum by way of cold weather and or blue balls.

Dude, it's frezing. I have major turtle cock going right now.

turtle cock by Sausage King June 11, 2006

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turtle cock • turtle • turtle head • turtle necking • turtle shells • turtle dick • turtle fuck • turtle time • turtle soup • turtle-heading

turtle cock

Slang for beef jerky

I need to swing into 7/11 and grab a turtle cock and a coke.

turtle cock by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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