Turtle neck is oral sex, or neck peformed very slowly. It's the slowest neck you can get. Originating in Dallas, Texas the word has since made it's way to Georgia.
Arthur: "What'd you do last night fool?"
Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"
Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"
by King Diop December 29, 2007
A sexual act involving two un-circumsized males in which one male pulls his foreskin over the other's penis, after which point the roles may be reversed. Also known as "The Chinese Penis Trap".
by El Gusto Fanny Bandito February 18, 2010
A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..
A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards
Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"
cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company
A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards
Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"
cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company
Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...
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Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker
best you ring calvin klein mark
Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker
by I3igCheese October 22, 2006
It's turtle necking!
by Jr LS August 11, 2017
by steggles October 6, 2008
a loser, someone you dont like or cant stand. Someone who is an idiot, douche bag, or complete tool. Someone who is also really goofy-looking and useless.
by Bryn4B January 18, 2009
"last night i was with a chick with a wizard sleeve" " so what i just screwed a chick with a turtle neck
by Image Sack April 3, 2009