turtle necking 

When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.

Dude, I have to go so bad I'm turtle necking.

turtle necking by Mr Poop April 10, 2005

Turtle necking 

When you hold a shit in too long and it starts poking out into your underwear

"I couldn't go for a dump during that meeting so I ended up turtle necking it"

Turtle necking by mingsly September 29, 2014

Turtle Necking 

When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.

Dude, I gotta shit so bad I am Turtle Necking!!!

Turtle Necking by MizRizz March 7, 2017

Turtle Necking 

A sexual act involving two un-circumsized males in which one male pulls his foreskin over the other's penis, after which point the roles may be reversed. Also known as "The Chinese Penis Trap".

Doug and I spent last night turtle necking.

Turtle Necking by El Gusto Fanny Bandito February 18, 2010

turtle necking 

When a guy has a boner while wearing pants he pulls his penis up vertical so the tip is exposed above his waist line.

I was about to pitch a tent in public so I decided on turtle necking it instead.

turtle necking by Newballz June 6, 2013

Turtle necking 

When the poo is starting to come out your butt and your trying to hold it in

It's turtle necking!

Turtle necking by Jr LS August 13, 2017

Turtle necking 

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

Turtle necking by Healefty November 26, 2017