When you have to take a shit so bad that you can feel it crowning, but the shit has not yet breached the anus barier...the stage just before Prarie Dogging.
by MizRizz March 7, 2017
Get the Turtle Neckingmug. A sexual act involving two un-circumsized males in which one male pulls his foreskin over the other's penis, after which point the roles may be reversed. Also known as "The Chinese Penis Trap".
by El Gusto Fanny Bandito February 18, 2010
Get the Turtle Neckingmug. When you are nowhere near a toilet and that turd stuck in your hole is peeking in and out. You gotta have control so it doesn't slip out.
by Mr Poop April 10, 2005
Get the turtle neckingmug. by mingsly September 29, 2014
Get the Turtle neckingmug. by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004
Get the turtle neckmug. An uncircumsized penis.
by mud909 May 31, 2009
Get the turtle neckmug. When the male member retreats from the outside of the body to the inside, much like a turtle does with its neck and head.
my nude modeling opp took a turn for the worst when i looked down to find i was turtle necking.
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
by middlemansamiam June 30, 2011
Get the Turtle Neckmug.