turtle neck
turtle neck by pappapittmudman February 3, 2004
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Turtle Neck
When the male member retreats from the outside of the body to the inside, much like a turtle does with its neck and head.
my nude modeling opp took a turn for the worst when i looked down to find i was turtle necking.
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
I was a proud man when i ripped off my swim trunks at the party but after laughs emerged i had to exclaim "pool water makes me turtle neck"!
Turtle Neck by middlemansamiam June 30, 2011
Turtle Neck
Turtle neck is oral sex, or neck peformed very slowly. It's the slowest neck you can get. Originating in Dallas, Texas the word has since made it's way to Georgia.
Arthur: "What'd you do last night fool?"
Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"
Andre: "Man I smoked a blunt with Jalisa, and that hoe gave me turtle neck for about 30 minutes!"
Turtle Neck by King Diop January 11, 2008
turtle neck
A protruding peice of crap poking out of ya anus..
A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards
Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"
cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company
A 60's type of sweater worn by preepy fuchtards
Fat bastard "I've got a turtle neck"
cutting off the turtle neck is seen as bad etiquette with company
Fook me dave I cut off me turtle neck ...
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Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker
best you ring calvin klein mark
Sheila thought max looked good in his turtleneck. as he drank his pinot noir and played with his new petanque set. little did she know his head looked like a peice of shit and he was a wanker
turtle neck by I3igCheese October 22, 2006