by weezy F Burlocky February 24, 2011

her: what you up to?
me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?
me: oh not much, just turkin
her: you're twerking...at home?
me: no, i'm jerking off while taking a shit. sup?
by theZilla May 23, 2015

by steechee March 18, 2011

When a seemingly attractive female/male "does it" with an overweight unattractive member of their opposite sex.
Guy 1: That girls hott
Guy 2: oh, dude, you don't wanna date her
Guy 1: why not?
Guy 2: She was turkin' it last night with that fat guy from English.
Guy 2: oh, dude, you don't wanna date her
Guy 1: why not?
Guy 2: She was turkin' it last night with that fat guy from English.
by Kosmo and Wanda July 31, 2010

by StillTurkin March 25, 2022

When you’ve had 1 too many wild turkey’s and abruptly become violent towards anything and anyone in sight
by Mingemuncher02 December 13, 2022

by The Dream God April 04, 2023
