a turkey neck is simply when an elderly person (usualy female) has loose flab around her neck which tends to wobble when she/he moves. Often women of a certain age wear alot of turtle neck jumpers to cover their sagging necks.
"I get turned on by turkey necks, they're just so fun to slap about when we're making love."
"Sicko!"
"Sicko!"
by Master Dan McCabe January 03, 2004
Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
or
(Penoscrotal Web)
or
(Penoscrotal Web)
The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web (turkey neck) of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.
by diy January 11, 2006
a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down under the penil region. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb
"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
by nate A. May 08, 2006
Derogatory term for a person, essentially calling him a limp dick, which is roughly what a turkey neck looks like.
Perhaps first popularized in the early 1960s by a pro wrestler called The Crusher. Memorialized in the 1964 novelty song by The Novas titled The Crusher , featuring lead vocals by the wrestler himself.
Perhaps first popularized in the early 1960s by a pro wrestler called The Crusher. Memorialized in the 1964 novelty song by The Novas titled The Crusher , featuring lead vocals by the wrestler himself.
by jawbone November 27, 2009
"Hey my name is Mary Ann"
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."
"No it's not...don't you mean turkey neck?"
"Oh that's right, thanks for the reminder."
"Anytime."
by sleepingbeauty February 29, 2008
The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web or turkey neck of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.
by diy January 12, 2006
My grandmother has massive turkey neck, yo. Gobble, Gobble. It sags from here to there and everywhere.
by crunkalicious July 04, 2004