turkey dick

How a dick looks after you get out of the ocean

"hey, look at that guy's turkey dick--it's shriveled and skinny."

by allison hardy November 11, 2006

Turkey dick

The best part of the Thanksgiving dinner very delicious

The turkey dick is very tasty

by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019

turkey-dick

To screw someone over.

I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.

by TheMixMaster January 4, 2011

Turkey dick

A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.

Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!

by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021

Turkey dick

A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking

Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick

by Perkins March 11, 2017

Turkey Dick

When you're too tired and you make your girl do all the work

*after Thanksgiving dinner, and you're tired*
Girl I'm tired af but horny af, I got me some Turkey Dick, do me a favor and suck my dick or go ahead and jump on it.

by Dildo the clown October 24, 2020

Dick Turkey

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".

Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"

by CK1629 January 23, 2010