turdildo

a substitute penis made of feces, usually frozen
"My girlfriend wants a turdildo for Christmas, but I can't fill the mold in time. Maybe I can use manure."
by ancientmariner December 12, 2006
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Turdildo

A dildo crafted by shitting into a condom and freezing it.
I can't wait to use the turdildo tonight! I hope I can cum before it melts!
by Psilø April 25, 2024
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