Someone who freezes turds for the later use as a dildo.
Alright James you turdfreezer? What you been up to?

Just the usual mate, shitting into condoms, freezing them and shoving them up my arse.
by Nickthec February 21, 2008
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Someone who freezes turds for the later use as a dildo.
Alright James you turdfreezer? What you been up to?

Just the usual mate, shitting into condoms, freezing them and shoving them up my arse.
by Nickthec February 21, 2008
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