turd waxer

a term for someone who practices anal sex due to the shiny, so wax-like effect of semen.

'that guy is such a turd waxer'

by Jaaaaames January 7, 2005

turd water

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021