turd texting

Texting on your cell while taking a dump.

David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.

Mother: "What's going on in there? Other peeps need to use the bathroom!"

David: "Dude, give me some privacy! I'm turd texting!"

by LouWho December 9, 2008

turdtexting

Slang term used for when someone texts a shot of their turd, or someone else’s, to another.

How did you know that I would become a fan, a complete devotee, of your raunchy little habit of turdtexting?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019