Turd Burgaler

A person who goes into the bathroom, and tries to open your stall door over and over, even though it is obvious that someone is in there; causing you to tense up and cut off any turds in progress.

I was trying to take a dump at work, when a turd burgaler walked in and interupted me.

by Heywood Jablomee January 08, 2004

Turd Burgaler

One who burgles turds.

Jim burgled Jamie's turds.

by Hugh G. Balls February 11, 2003

Turd Burgaler

a man who sucks stolen turds

visal is such a turd burgaler

by visal September 10, 2003

Turd Burgaler

a turd burgaler is a faggoty person who feels the urge and an unquentiable desire to steal turds

damnnit u turd burgalers!!!stay away away from my porta potty godamn u all!!

by chuckles September 06, 2004

Turd Burgaler

Marek

That smelly Marek, Hes a Turd Burgaler

by hm August 02, 2003

Turd Burgaler

That which Burgals Turds

Matthew Oakley is a Turd Burgaler.

by outlawzxj October 07, 2007

Turd Burgaler

a gay/homosexual/fagot.

"mum dad im a turd burgaler"
"but thomas my little sturtain!"

by Blay February 21, 2008