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Turbo White 

An advanced level of whiteness, usually used in juxtopositional exposition against something or someone from native black culture. The extreme shade of white against even something of mild color brings such attention to the whitenicity, that it is considered “advanced” or “turbo”. Term of endearment from a person of color to an ultra honkey.
Listening to the Lonely Island’s in depth description of their song “Ras Trent” was the day Seth Meyers realized he’s “turbo white”.
Turbo White by Tukiluka April 1, 2025
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driving while turbo

Operating a motor vehicle while in turbo mode. Often referred to as DWT for short. This can be extremely dangerous and should be avoided. My suggestion if you're in turbo mode and you need to get somewhere is to listen to music that sucks like Celine Dion or Nick Lachey.
Guy 1: "Oh man, last night I got pulled over for driving while turbo agian"
Guy 2: "Seriously? That's like the 5th time for you isn't it?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, apparently driving down the wrong side of the road while you're hanging out the driver's side window hitting street signs with a baseball bat and screaming the lyrics to Paralyzer is a dead give away that you're in turbo mode."
Guy 1: "I'll burn you my James Blunt CD, I actually think you'd like it. Plus it will help you drive better"
Guy 2: "why do I hang out with you? you're a queer"
driving while turbo by TRON 2.0 January 28, 2008