turks

The cheapest way to win at Age of Empires II: The Conquers. Their special unit is the Janissary which a crazy powerful gunpowder unit that kicks too much ass to be fair. If a player has 15 of these fuckers lined up in a row they are almost impossible to beat. Not to mention the Turks have a great cavalry and defense advantages over all other civilizations. Here’s a hint if your opponent launches a bunch of Janissary units at you, your best bet is to use a row of Onagers or Siege Onagers and fucking let them know that their a cheap bastard.

Steve: How did Tim win that last game of Age of Empires?
Bill: That fucker used the Turks.
Steve: Wow what a cheap douche bag.

by Evergreen-Academy April 24, 2006

Turks

People that are using up all the server space on Knight Online(USKO). They are also hated by the English speaking people on KO reason being that they cheat(KOXP) and never shut their dirty mouths. They also beg, and keep talking gibberish.

Did you see that dirty Turk koxping again, they should all get banned.

I hate when these dirty Turks keep talking to me, and I told them that I don't speak Turkish!

by Adrian Wrona February 6, 2007

Turks

Bunch of wankers who try and take another country's property.

Hide your iPod, those Turks over there are eyeing it.

by Anagnostis March 6, 2011

turks

A person, typically pasty white (and/or very pale), who occupies their time by working at the local credit union, playing tennis, or exercising their oversized toes. See asshat.

"What up turks you got the 40's for this weekend?"
"Nah man, I can't come. I have to work."

by B Sizzles July 30, 2005

Turks

Underground organization structured around leadership broken up to three leaders. Known for computer, video game, and martial art skills. Name based on a group from the video game Final Fantasy 7. DrgnZomb RenoRelife Zeno

AND BOTH THESE TURKS ARE FUCKIN AMAZING PLAYERS - Quote

by Anonymous November 19, 2004

turKs

if read a word to the left of letter K, a word Kruts meets then. This in a value cool boy or girl. So turKs is a cool nickname. isn't?

turKs: John is kruts

by turx March 15, 2008

Turks

Motherfucking idiots.They have big moustaches and they are muslims.

A:I FKD UR MOM
B:YOURE A TURK!
TURKS ARE DOUCHES

by NOPE JUST NOPE. K??? June 29, 2017