by JD October 9, 2004
This variety brings back that majestic legendary marijuana from the great Alaskan Northland. Highly recommended by the best fishing and hiking guides in the Matanuska Valley. The buds are huge and rock-hard as Denali "Mt. McKinley" herself. Intense flavor, chocolate aroma and potency have combined to form the most dense variety we have had the pleasure of producing thus far. A glacier of THC crystals frosts her colas and she packs more power than an icepack polar bear. Medical patients have mentioned that she is very beneficial for persons with pain ailments. The "creeper" quality of the smoke comes on slow and smooth, like a hike up a majestic mountain peak.
by potheadmadness1 October 15, 2009
The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.
After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.
by SteveLaurent May 17, 2019
A Tundra Wookie has more facial hair then a normal 18 year old man, prefer Beer over all other beverages, wear Carhart overalls with flannel shirts and typically green down cut off jackets, and drive lifted Dodge diesel pick up trucks.
ADVISE
When spoken too never look directly in eyes or you might become their prey. Do not get too close or you may pass out of large contents of tobacco and awake in their forein ungodly lair.
ADVISE
When spoken too never look directly in eyes or you might become their prey. Do not get too close or you may pass out of large contents of tobacco and awake in their forein ungodly lair.
by A907K August 8, 2011
by Anonymous July 2, 2003
by B13K March 31, 2009
when a girl's nipples pop out cus she's in a typically patriarchal office with blasting air conditioner in the summer.
by nataliewood July 12, 2019