Tucheliban

A coach lining up 5 defenders and 3 defensive midfielders.
Chelsea played tucheliban football against Brentford
by s555 October 18, 2021
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Tucheliban

A German fraud, similar to flopp, went on to win a ucl by playing terrorist football. I can't believe it took a world pandemic,so that tucheliban can win ucl by beating porto and madrid patients.
Hey tucheliban can you play interesting football?
Tucheliban: stop that dipshit, i only play with 5 defenders
by leon morhard 44 April 03, 2022
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tucheliban

tucheliban is a term used to describe manager thomas tuchel who is/was the coach of bayern munich and played tactics so horrible and boring that he was compared with the taliban,hence the term 'tucheliban'.
tucheliban will go down in bayerns history books as the coach who made all players lose form all at once
by nachoes_6931245 March 05, 2024
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