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Tucheliban

A German fraud, similar to flopp, went on to win a ucl by playing terrorist football. I can't believe it took a world pandemic,so that tucheliban can win ucl by beating porto and madrid patients.
Hey tucheliban can you play interesting football?
Tucheliban: stop that dipshit, i only play with 5 defenders
Tucheliban by leon morhard 44 April 3, 2022
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tucheliban

tucheliban is a term used to describe manager thomas tuchel who is/was the coach of bayern munich and played tactics so horrible and boring that he was compared with the taliban,hence the term 'tucheliban'.
tucheliban will go down in bayerns history books as the coach who made all players lose form all at once
tucheliban by nachoes_6931245 March 5, 2024
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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