tubularity 

An ultimate nirvana-like experience achieved when a surfer catches and rides inside the hollow of a large breaking wave without wiping out.

"Tubular" or "Totally Tubular" became Valley-Speak for something awesome.

Tubularity is to surfing what Satori is to Zen.

tubularity by HangingTen January 15, 2016

Tumblarity 

A number on the tumblr Dashboard indicating how popular or un-popular you are. The number increases and decreases due to likes, followers ect.. Makes or breaks an ego as a blogger.

My tumblarity was -5 from yesterday. Someone must have unfollowed me.

Tumblarity by Allivictoria May 13, 2009

Tumblarity 

Tumblarity is your popularity Tumblr.

Tumblr + Popularity = Tumblarity

TUMBLARITY IS FUCKED UP.

Tumblarity by R2 van Tooren January 2, 2010

Tubulartastic 

Tubular and fantastic. Cool, great, awesome, good.

That show was tubulartastic.

Tubulartastic by Ashlea March 1, 2003

tubularly elongasized turkey neck

Slang from insane members of a 4 day cult, referring to MALE genitalia.

Damn son, your tubularly elongasized turkey neck is seriously about to choke your left leg.

tubularly elongasized turkey neck by Wamba September 15, 2003

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019