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An extremely good looking, curly haired young man. Usually plays football. Very strong. Most girls cannot wait for a Tubey to give them the Pirate, or the Spiderman
Sarah: Wow. That Tubey is SOOOOOOOOO hot.
SillyMilly: Not really. I like girls.
tubey by Kitchwa Garrington May 26, 2007
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Mascot of TelevisionWithoutPity.com. Not to be #@$!ed with.
Don't #@$! with Tubey!
Tubey by Arielleira April 11, 2005
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tubey booby

A booby that is tubular in shape and looks like it could be fashioned into a balloon animal.
"Noelle, put your tubey booby away, I bet I could tie that thing into a poodle"
tubey booby by ass to face October 9, 2008

Tubey Booby

A booby that is tubular in shape, and looks like it can be fashioned into a balloon animal.
"Hey, did you see Noelle flash her tubey booby? I bet I can tie a poodle out of that."
Tubey Booby by ass to face October 2, 2008

Lubey and the Tubey 

When you masturbate into a tube sock with lotion
Lubey and the Tubey is... something
Lubey and the Tubey by diSdoOTer February 6, 2020

Human tube of toothpaste 

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.
I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste
1) n. In New England, it is a brass musical instument, conical in construction, about 18 feet long, with a large mouthpiece, and is the lowest of the brass instruments. It replaced the ophiclede in the symphony orchestra, and has nothing to do with Wagner Tubas. It has only one direct cousin in brass instruments, that being the fluglehorn, for all other brass instruments are more cylindrical than the tuber, even the french horn.
2) n. For the rest of the English-speaking world, it is a fleshy-rooted plant like a potato or a yam. Hence, New Englanders and Non-New Englanders can get confused at times, as evidenced below.
An actual conversation:
Denny: Dan, can you play the tuber for the Bristol, RI band next weekend?
Dan: Well Denny, do you want me to play 1st or 2nd potato?
tuber by Dan1271 November 13, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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