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Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.
"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"
by Tummy AuGratin February 26, 2006
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iā€™m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.
My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.
by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004
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Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.
My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!
by josh November 05, 2002
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A man's penis, also known as cock, dong,man meat, 1 eye monster, willy
I want to give that hot blonde girl a nice big tubesteak hoagie later on tonight, that should fill her right up
by Ken Mayo July 02, 2003
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A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long
1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!

2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?

Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!
by T_rump_supporter September 10, 2013
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