by OTAYdawg August 15, 2008
A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long
1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!
2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!
2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!
by T_rump_supporter September 11, 2013
Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"
This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.
This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.
by Trivia Sleuth November 26, 2013
Carol: Is it possible to consume an entire tube steak in one sitting?
Mary: Yes, but if you're in need of excess protein.
Mary: Yes, but if you're in need of excess protein.
by CPT. 0VB10U5 February 10, 2017
Would you like a powdered tube steak?
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