tubby custard

one of the two foods (along with tubby toast) eaten by the Teletubbies.

"Hey Dipsy, gimme some of that tubby custard before I kick your face."

by Juan Ricardo Benitez III November 03, 2008

tubby custard

A cute, adorable chubby person of any race gender or origin.

Oh my gosh, you're a tubby custard

by XxMMxX May 18, 2017

tubby custard

A word Kevin invented that can be used as a fill in the blank for any phrase. It generally can make anything sexual and hilarious.

Caution: Do not use word unless accepting possibility of use over and over again with your friends until four in the morning.

"I'm going to tubby custard all over your chest"

"I'm full of tubby custard"

"I have to tubby custard"

by hellza joey July 06, 2006

tubby custard

a fat person, usually very jiggly and rotund

"Man, look at that tubby custard over there. He mus weigh 400+!"

by BDon11 December 16, 2008

Tubby Custard

A pink diarrhea like substance that is ate by the teletubbies along with tubby toast.

Po make me some tubby custard before I pimp slap your hoe ass.

by TheMinor_69er May 22, 2009

Tubby Custard

1: A food which is eaten by Teletubies

2: A way of calling someone fat, overweight or obese

3: A way of describing Kalvin Phillips

Teletubies: Tubby Custard, Tubby Custard , Tubby Custard

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there he’s a real tubby custard

Person 2: Fuck me Kalvin Phillips is shit

Person 3: I know he’s a tubby custard

by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

Tubby Custard Shit

1. a very fat person.
2. When your shit is kinda like taco shits but looks like tubby custard.

1. ex: Oh my god look at her, she's a tubby custard shit.

2. ex: "why weren't you at school?" "i had the tubby custard shits."

by Keith_the_tubby_custard_shit June 16, 2014