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Trouser Tent 

When you have major wood in the crotchal area but you are wearing some sort of loose garment around there so your purple headed yogurt slinger is clearly visible- thus like a tent
'Dude, How many does your Trouser Tent accomodate!'

trouser tent 

a tent made in the trouser department being held up by ones pork sword aka cock
wow trev thats a fuckoff trouser tent u got there
trouser tent by darryn,marshy,dan October 13, 2006

pitch a trouser tent 

to sport a woody that is second to none;
the hardest, stiffest penile erection on the face of the planet; to pack more wood in one's trousers than a lumber yard; a raging hard on that sports more veins than an 80-yea-old woman's hamhocks.
When I saw her crunchy frogs and curvaceous can, Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm pitched quite the trouser tent!
pitch a trouser tent by weave July 12, 2003

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026