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The act of trolling by reference to olmec's final speeches from legends of the hidden temple. How do you do this?

You could start by typing up a list of possible activities, each branching to different possible outcomes. The first activity might lead the reader from point A to B, while the second leads from A to C. Should they find themselves in B, you might warn them of what to look out for as they head towards D or E. From there, they might make their way to C, then race back to the temple gates. The choices are yours, and yours alone! You earned two pendants of life from the temple games. Who's going first??
"You could start by typing up a list of possible activities, each branching to different possible outcomes. The first activity might lead the reader from point A to B, while the second leads from A to C. Should they find themselves in B, you might warn them of what to look out for as they head towards D or E. From there, they might make their way to C, then race back to the temple gates. The choices are yours, and yours alone! You earned two pendants of life from the temple games. Who's going first??"

- shaytalis, performing trolmec
trolmec by shaytalis May 27, 2013
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Trollection 

The State in which Trolls are activated. Once A Troll has a Trollection, The Only way to get rid of it is after beating him in a total war lasting minimally the whole day, Or by ignoring him, which can be harder in a big community.

A Trollection is the Alternative for Trolls. As they need something to compensate for their actual tool problem.
Human 1: I like peanuts.
Human 2: Yeah, They're crunchy
Troll: Perhaps because they sound liek PENUS!
(Human 1 PM: Dude, Don't Feed him
-Human 2 PM: Aye)

Human 1: Really annoying to peel the skin of.
Human 2: But the 2 Nuts inside are awesome!
Human 3: Shut up Troll, Penis has no T, and it is written with an 'i'!
*Trollection initiated"
Troll: MR WHITE'N'NERDY , A T LOOKS LIKE A UPSIDE DOWN DICK!

Human 2: *sigh* Here we go...
Troll: WUT? SUPRISE BUTTSECKS?
And So it goes on.
Trollection by Morrowind3 December 9, 2011
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