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trollesity 

A condition of the poop you see in the commode that looks like constipated terds with a little harry troll in the center.
Dr, will trulosity help with my trollesity?
trollesity by 81 comic series April 17, 2017
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Princess Trollestia 

(noun)

Alter-ego of Princess Celestia from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic; also known as Princess Molestia and Professional Tea Troll. She is de facto troller of Equestria.

The nickname, adopted by the bronies, is a portmanteau of a word troll and Celestia. The name is attributed for her particular actions and behaviors, which is interpreted by most bronies (citation needed) as trolling.
Princess Trollestia is a professional tea troller.

Trollestia 

1. The beleif that Princess Celestia is, in fact, secretly either a tyrant or a troll.

2. The brony equivelant of trollface
I personally think that the whole "Trollestia" thing is an elaborate ruse started by her younger sibling, Princess Luna as a form of revenge for trapping her in the moon for 1000 years, but...yea...
Trollestia by Ponky Poo June 23, 2011

Trollosity 

the volume in which someone is trolled
The level of Trollosity is at it's peak for my friend

Trollevites 

When one trolls to much,The begin to get Trollervites.Some symptomes of Trollervites is cramping fingers,lose of vision/color
Me:Hi
Troll:R u getting high?Thats fucking illegal
Me:Um,no.I just said hi.Im to old to do drugs..
Troll:If you too old to do drugs,then why are you talking with me you damn pedophile.
Me:Dude,you must be getting Trollevites.
Trollevites by Emilyjaine_Wright January 7, 2012

Trollemnity 

Often used in either conjuction with the word solemnity (they rhyme) or used as a joking expression to express your disdain at the overly seriousness of a situation.
Please note that all who use this are Geordies and should be regarded wiht ultimate disdain- they're a bunch of losers.
"The trollemnity of that frickin meeting mate, jeezus christ man"
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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