troll bogeys

are the horrible green things that your mother puts on your plate at Christmas

kid - eww mum why are you giving me troll bogeys
mum - for the last time they are called Brussel sprouts

by the fart nuggets February 9, 2017

Troll Bogey

When you’re about to score a bogey in golf, but then a hole troll grabs your golf ball and throws it to the beginning of the course.

“I was about to hit a record low in golf, but I got hit with a troll bogey.”

by carpathianwizard February 10, 2023