Tripple H hammer ,Noun. The tripple H hammer is an acronym for "Holy Homo Hammer", which is the fictional Hammer/scepter held by the Homolord(see Homolord). It represents all things homosexual.
That green Honda in Fast and the Furious is gay as the Tripple H Hammer.
'The Tripple H', is an act which consists of three seperate pleasures taking place simultaneously. The three H's, stand for:
Hendrix
Hash
and Head
The summary of this activity is to firstly, play a Jimi Hendrix track (preferably Voodoo child, Bold as love ect), songs also strongly suggested whilst carrying out 'The Tripple H' are those similar to 'The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shellter.'
Secondly, have a female partner present, willing to perfom the act oral sex upon you.
Finally, spark up a fat-arsespliff and enjoy the contrast of three heavenly indulgences.
Freind 1 - "Mate, wouldn't you love to do the tripple H?"
Freind 2 - "What the fuck is that?"
Freind 1 - "It's when you listen to Jimi Hendrix, get a blowjob, and smoke weed all at the same time!"
1: A character portrayed on WWE TV by Paul Levesque. Known as "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" the 10 time world champion, "The Game" the "King of kings" etc. And widely held responsible for everything wrong in wrestling by virtue of his marriage to Stephanie McMahon.
2: A shot in sport whereby the player just decides to go for maximum power with no specific target "Hit Hard and Hope"
1: Ah Damn, RVD is getting held down by Triple H again!
2: Whoa that was a triple H man, you fluked the 8 ball in the side!
After a girl has taken your load in her mouth you punch her in the stomach. This forces the semen out in a manor similar to professional wrestler Triple H's entrance, where he spits water out like a complete boss.
Bro1: Damn you were into that chicklast night Bro2: Yeah, but it won't be going any further, I Triple-H'd her...