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treesitter

A hippie squatter, who, under the guise of protesting the harvest of old-growth redwood trees, makes a home (sometimes for years) in the branches of a tree marked for harvest. Known for: basking in the media limelight, a narcissisticly romantic self-image as an eco-warrior (and possible author, if they can land a book deal!), and creating an opportunity for all their treesitter-wannabe buddies to erect a small tent city around the target tree. Also known for displacing hoards of native animals and insects from their woodsy homes, and wreaking havoc on the environment and the tree itself, by dumping massive amounts of trash and human waste, attracting untold amounts of foot traffic, and the non-stop pumping of diesel generator smog, fumes, and noise, into an otherwise pristine and untouched redwood forrest.
Dude 1:

"Hey man, you remember that homeless dirtbag hippie dude that used to hang on the corner and panhandle? Did he croak or something? I haven't seen him around..."

Dude 2:

"Last I heard, he hitched a ride to Humboldt and became a treesitter."

Dude 1:

"Bet he's lookin' for a pot o' gold at the end of that eco-rainbow!"
treesitter by mr_dujour February 27, 2012
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treeskirt 

Any member of a group of friends that refuses to attend Monday Night Football gatherings for stupid reasons.
Jim couldn't make it tonight, fellas. He had to walk the dog. What a treeskirt!
treeskirt by Jim Highfield April 19, 2004
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Treeswinger 

A white kid who dresses like he's from "the hood" and listens to lame, bongo-pounding jungle bullshit (rap). Does not listen to heavy metal because he thinks its "too fast, angry, and agressive."
Fuckin treeswinger thinks he's black...

LET'S GO LISTEN TO SOME FUCKIN MORBID ANGEL!!!!
Treeswinger by AnthonyGodofMetal December 17, 2006
"Lukas" is a treesitz of "Shwerpy"

Treeshiatus 

When a man is taking a hiatus on messing with Treesh (hoes).
I’m done with Treesh I’m taking a Treeshiatus.
Treeshiatus by Senju Cell July 20, 2022

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
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Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
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