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Trauer Trio 

German slang for a group of three people meeting each other to drink nasty alcohol until they puke to celebrate their loneliness and then go home

Neccesary condition for a meeting is that all other members of the circle of friends are not able to be a part of meeting

The German word Trauer is translated

to sadness.
Dude: next week all our friends except us are on a vacation

Guy: Yes only the three of us are here

Bro: Lets create a Trauer Trio to celebrate our lonelyness

Dude/ Guy: YES!
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Pocket Trader 

An individual who trades stocks almost exclusively via their smart phone device. Typically an amateur with no professional trading experience.
These damn pocket traders are moving the market!
Pocket Trader by JPPALM22 June 16, 2020

Traverse City Hasselhoff 

When two males stand face to face, looking in each other’s eyes, mush the heads of their fully-erect penis’s together. One male (usually a submissive), grabs the other penis at the base and begins to stroke the full shaft from that base to his own base in complete long strokes. Much like the LED eyes along the front of the kit car from the vehicle on Knight Rider.

Ideally, both parties will want to ejaculate at the same time. Whomever the semen enters first, becomes the submissive on the next go-around.
My partner and I agreed to settle the dispute with a Traverse City Hasselhoff.

toilet trader 

A man who has sex with other men in public toilets for money. Marwood is mistakenly identified as one in the film "Withnail and I."
Monty: About how you came to Chelsea and your arrest in the Totenham Court Road. He told me about your problems, how you feel.

Peter: Problems, what problems?

Monty: You are a toilet trader! Go with it boy, give into to it. It’s like a tide. Don’t let it ruin your youth as I nearly did over Eric.

Peter: I’m not homosexual, Monty.
toilet trader by Pete October 6, 2004

People Trader

A political animal in corporate or financial world. Someone that gets rich, but not necessarily makes money for his or her employer. Usually someone that has an overwhelmingly technical disability compensated by his or her astonishing capability kissing some serious ass.
I can't believe Dave got that management spot, he can't add 2 and 2.

Yeah but he's an awesome People Trader, though.
People Trader by CBALTHAZAR October 21, 2008

wandering trader 

the scum of the earth. they and their fucking stupid llamas deserve to die.
“Is that a wandering trader?”
Yes. Kill it immediately
Done
“You didn’t kill it’s fucking llamas!”