trashy bidet 

When you take a shit so big and dense that the toilet water splashes up onto your ass hole.

Dude, I took a shit so big I got a trashy bidet.

trashy bidet by Bidet boss October 12, 2017

white trash bidet 

Using "baby wipes" to clean your gentials or anus after going to the bathroom. The wipes take the place of a real bidet.

Jimmy wasnt feeling fresh after his bowel movement, so he used a white trash bidet to clean up.

white trash bidet by gulliver22 February 13, 2008