Trash Monkey

A newly found vulgar slang of Texan origin; used as a high level insult.
Can refer to asshole as a synonym. However, this slang is of much higher offense and shouldn’t be used in vain. Will end with a fight if not used cautiously.

Linda: Ugh, that George is too much! All he ever does is think about himself, I’d go so far as to call him a Trash Monkey!

Martha: Uhh Linda, he’s standing right behind you; I think he heard everything you said.

George: Bitch I’m gonna beat your ass up.

Fin.

by Lii’sBathSalts May 15, 2020

Trash Monkey

A no good person. Anyone doing anything that's annoying or problematic.

Heather is being a real trash monkey today

by Trashmonkey7 March 5, 2016

Trash Monkey

A trash monkey is what you label yourself when you've had a wild night out, have gone on a bender or when you've ended up at a bar on a Monday for no reason except to toss back several cold ones with your buds even though you all have work tomorrow. Basically, all college kids are trash monkeys.

"Come out and be a trash monkey with us!"

"Let's get after it and be trash monkeys this weekend"

"Shots on a Monday? You're a trash monkey."

by trashmonkey1 August 9, 2019

trash monkey

an alcoholic beverage; when one drinks a forty ounce malt liquor beverage enough to fill it up again, but with an energy/ alcoholic beverage, e.i. a four loco, and then continuing the consumption of said beverage.

King Cobra + Tilt= drunkedness

I got day blasted off that trash monkey.

by dr. savage, trust me i'm a dr January 13, 2010

Trash Monkey

-a raccoon (because they have fricken hands)

There is a trash monkey in my garbage can!

by PapaTime July 20, 2020

Trash Monkey

Some one who uses garbage as their playground. Dumpster Diver.

What s trash monkey, i think that dunce needs a kob>

by John Doe July 9, 2004

Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.

“God your such a fucking trash monkey”

by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018