trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.

I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.

by nckfrmn231 December 28, 2017

Trash Panda

When something is really Wack or Bad

"Yooo Bro your t-shirt is Trash Panda"

"Dude That was sooo Trash Panda

by Your_Mom_69420 October 16, 2020

Trash Panda

Someone who’s house looks like the city dump and they have to rummage through trash to find anything.

Look at her house! She’s such a trash panda

by NachoBusiness3 May 23, 2023

Trash Panda

Another variant of "coon", much less known about and rarely used.

Can also be a discriminatory comment about the homeless' immense need for food.

You fucking Trash Panda!

Lmao that guy is a Trash Panda.

by That1GuyThatUSawThat1Time January 21, 2023

“Trash Pandas”

In similarity to the DADS, a type of continual excreting of feces the day after consuming a various array of food and alcoholic beverages. Most commonly occurring after holidays, large gatherings, or weddings. The particular odor being akin to Trash.

noun; “I’ve got a case of the “Trash Pandas”.
Verb; “Have you been “Trash Panda-ing” all day?

by Alvabenz December 6, 2018