trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.
I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.
by nckfrmn231 December 28, 2017
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Trash Panda

When something is really Wack or Bad
"Yooo Bro your t-shirt is Trash Panda" "Dude That was sooo Trash Panda
by Your_Mom_69420 October 16, 2020
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Trash Panda

Attempted squatter bum, who leaves shit in your yard; including rusty trailers/syringes, useless plastic bins, a truck topper over the trailer with black garbage bags filled with his soiled clothing. Frequently the trash panda parks whatever vehicle they have at the time right in your front yard and opens all the doors and the trunk and proceeds to search/flail his vehicle for nothing or for his lost keys which he loses every 2 to 4 to 6 hours. You will want to help find the keys or else you are stuck with him forever. He causes major grief and extreme hatred and loss of respect from your neighbours while telling you what you should do and how to fix/wreck your house. He will go through your personal items eg)your side night table which had a drawer of personal letters sent to you by your loved ones while you are serving time overseas in the military. eg)Your Bible (that your father who was the best person ever in the world and also had to battle with constant deadly health conditions and an abusive father who died when he was twelve from drinking himself to death) is taken from your night table and found by you, tucked away in a random basement cupboard. Then when you ask him about it he says "oh I thought that was my lyric book". It takes a minimum of 2 to 3 months to eject the trash panda, after ejection you will deal with 3 to 4 to 8 months of trash cleanup and rebuilding relationships with neighbors.
"Oh man don't talk to that guy or invite him into your house. His name is Dustin Daniel Lydell Elliot. He's a trash panda. I've heard that when he shits in your bathroom it smells like a rotting body."
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Trash Panda

Someone who’s house looks like the city dump and they have to rummage through trash to find anything.
Look at her house! She’s such a trash panda
by NachoBusiness3 May 23, 2023
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Trash Panda

Another variant of "coon", much less known about and rarely used. Can also be a discriminatory comment about the homeless' immense need for food.
You fucking Trash Panda! Lmao that guy is a Trash Panda.
by That1GuyThatUSawThat1Time January 21, 2023
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“Trash Pandas”

In similarity to the DADS, a type of continual excreting of feces the day after consuming a various array of food and alcoholic beverages. Most commonly occurring after holidays, large gatherings, or weddings. The particular odor being akin to Trash.
noun; “I’ve got a case of theTrash Pandas”. Verb; “Have you been “Trash Panda-ing” all day?
by Alvabenz December 06, 2018
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