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transvestigation

An activity generally partaken of by incels, shut ins and pervy old hermits within the conspiracy theorist circle. They will spend hours looking at pictures of celebrities trying to find the most insignificant details in an attempt to prove that they are secretly a trans person. They subscribe to the theory that Hollywood is trying to brainwash the populace with secret Trans people and that everybody they don't like are secretly trans(?). Participation in this activity usually indicates dumbassedness
John thinks that Arnold Schwarzenegger is a secret trans man. He's up on some of that transvestigation bullshit again.
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Transvestigate 

When you think someone is being deceitful about their portrayed gender and you get down on forensics like CSI and transvestigate.
Everyone thinks Logan is superfine but why do she got an Adam's apple? Better transvestigate Logan, that booty seem off too
Transvestigate by MacAether July 13, 2018

transvestigation

Alleging someone is transgender by "investigating" their physical characteristics. Also transvestigate, transvestigator.
In a failed case of transvestigation, Keira Knightley’s six pack was cited as proof for her trans-ness.
transvestigation by Artoria2e5 October 27, 2021

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026