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tranny mess 

a word depicting a person who looks or is made up like a stereotypical over-the-top showgirl tranny.
"Kimora Lee is a tranny mess today."
tranny mess by Nopalita January 2, 2009

hot tranny mess 

noun. "Hot tranny mess" was coined in 2008 by Christian Siriano, an American fashion designer and the winner of the fourth season of American reality show Project Runway. His remark incensed the transgendered community. He soon apologized for the remark.

The term is now used to describe generically anyone (regardless of sexual identity) who is any of these: a fashion nightmare, a bad dancer, sloppy drunk, has atrocious manners, tells hilarious off-color jokes, is very funny, is flamboyant, or whose life is in shambles or an endless comedy of errors.
Who is that hot tranny mess getting thrown out of the bar?

Oh, my God! That's too funny! You crack my ass up, you hot tranny mess!
hot tranny mess by NickAtlanta July 29, 2009

big hot tranny mess 

A phrase used to describe someone who has done nothing wrong.
Phillippe to Lyle: "You're a Big hot tranny mess"

Lyle smiles.
big hot tranny mess by GypsySCUM March 30, 2014

hot tranny mess 

a more colorful way of calling someone a 'hot mess', itself a way of calling someone a mess. The added color of 'tranny' and 'hot' takes the edge off of calling someone directly a 'mess'. It can have a range of connotation, from negative to neutral. Sometimes, ironically, it can be a compliment.
Alone, tranny is used as a greeting among gay men.
Gay#1: Heeey tranny.
Gay#2: HAAAY tranny!
Gay#1: Tranny, you are a hot tranny mess today; what'd you do last night?
hot tranny mess by Tunis4Eva March 12, 2008

hot tranny mess 

used to describe a 3/4 transgender, 3/4 jewish, 4/4 terrible lefty band.
The Shondes are a hot tranny mess.

tick tack tranny mess 

one who displays tranny-ness, and creates an aura that makes her look/seem like a mess.
DAMN, DAT B*TCH A TICK TACK TRANNY MESS FROM TRANSYLVANIA
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