The ability to exceed the realism of reality and exaggerate for the sole purpose of self gratification. This condition can be demonstrated physically, socially and verbally.
Trumpolicious is the condition of believing that Orange is the other natural skintone and a comb over is actually an attractive hair style right.! A lie is not a lie if your believe it!
When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitiveup and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"