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trampoline tonsils 

Someone who is constantly blowing others.
trampoline tonsils by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

trumpolicious 

The ability to exceed the realism of reality and exaggerate for the sole purpose of self gratification. This condition can be demonstrated physically, socially and verbally.
Trumpolicious is the condition of believing that Orange is the other natural skintone and a comb over is actually an attractive hair style right.! A lie is not a lie if your believe it!
trumpolicious by profsuperb November 30, 2016

Peter's Road Trampoline 

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.
*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

Chicken Skin Trampoline 

When a male pulls and stretches his scrotum nice and taut and flat and bounces his penis up and down on it.
Rachel loves it when Joe does the chicken skin trampoline.

He braaaaaahhh. I did the chicken skin trampoline for your mom last night. She was amazed.

trampoline dogging 

Being seen in Public with a fat (BBW)middle-aged woman and assumed to be having sex with her
Looks like Steve will be trampoline dogging this weekend
trampoline dogging by Emma85 February 8, 2007

Trampoline Dogging 

Having sex on a trampoline in front of others and possibly with them joining in.
Sally was trampoline Dogging last night in her backyard with Vince and with her mates and neighbours watching.
Trampoline Dogging by Thomas Francis February 14, 2007