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twatability

Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.
Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"

Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."
twatability by mcemzy April 19, 2018

trackability 

The ability to track things.
Created by the Internet pioneer Fergal Butler who when presented with the lack of a word will add two well known words together to form a new hybrid third word.
That will allow me to see who's doing what and meet my trackability requirements.
trackability by Ian Hagon July 1, 2004

trickability

The use of being deceitful in multiple ways.
Example: There is a lot of trickability in that play. Used in sports terms. Joe's Trickability enables him to function on a day to day basis. He was trying to use to much trickability and he almost injured himself.
trickability by J.Peter October 12, 2013

Toastability 

How well a toaster waffle can be toasted.
The Nature's Path blueberry waffle has S tier toastability.
Toastability by WaffleMaster123 November 11, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026