Doing an absolute moronic or offensive thing due to human nature and having no viable excuse for those actions. Twatability is within all of us, and should be used as an excuse for any unreasonable action, such as kicking or slapping a person.
Eg. 1
"Excuse me sir, you can't cut in line."
"Sorry, I have twatability, soooooo"
Eg. 2
"Hey Stan, remember that one time you kicked me in the balls so hard I had to go to the hospital?"
"Yeah?"
"Well..."
"Oh, no, no no no no no no no no. No. I have twatability, so you can't get me back."
"Well, so do I, so on an entirely different note..."
The ability to track things.
Created by the Internet pioneer Fergal Butler who when presented with the lack of a word will add two well known words together to form a new hybrid third word.
Example: There is a lot of trickability in that play. Used in sports terms. Joe's Trickability enables him to function on a day to day basis. He was trying to use to much trickability and he almost injured himself.