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A well endowed male modestly living, in the area of Brae. Able to pump through a whole harem of girls before breakfast, breaking multiple hearts on the way. Commonly asked to by women to cut their grass when their husbands are at work. The grass in the gardens in toytown is rarely cut.
Oh hey! Are you a toytooner? Bill is on nights this week from 7, come along cut my grass would you please, for next four nights.
Toytooner by Aye butt August 6, 2021
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Tomcoonery 

When coons engage in Tomfoolery. Coon in the context refers to a black person who is ignorant to white discrimination and unknowingly suffers with self hatred.
1) Tyrone and Jamal are spotted hollering at some white chicks at the mall and they keep dissing black women while they all have a good laugh.

Janelle: Look at those two negroes over there acting like fools over white pussy.
Tanya: I am sick and tired of those two and their tomcoonery

2) Everything Diamond and Silk do on twitter. 100% tomcoonery.
Tomcoonery by LOLLmFAOJK September 21, 2019
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Toytrooperr3 

Now known as I’m slimed, he is a dumb creature, the cubic size of its brain is 3cm by 3cm square. This creature doesn’t know basic grammar, and has misspelled many things like discord as disocrod and Phoenix as phionex. If you ever find this complex creature be sure to kill it on sight since it can be annoying. Final thing is that this creature doesn’t have any friends or a life.
Hey look it’s a toytrooperr3, look it’s so dumb and brainless like my pet fly!

tomcoonery 

Look at the tomcoonery going on with those spinning neon rims!
tomcoonery by QBi11y January 13, 2011

tomtoolery

I can't believe I allowed myself to be involved in such tomtoolery.
tomtoolery by Davewcmg July 15, 2014

Tomfoonery 

Tyler Schmidt doing a no good goofalicious activity causing a ruckus
Tyler was a real tomfoonery yesteryear
Tomfoonery by OleCanoli May 1, 2023

tomtoolery

adj: To describe a situation of a non-heterosexual nature.
You've cockblocked me twice tonight! I've had enough of this tomtoolery!
tomtoolery by Cole September 13, 2004