A type of gay or lesbian who comes around thinking they like the same gender but leave you for their ex girlfriend sara FUCKING SARA
by Not ducking sara August 30, 2019
Annoying fucks who crowd the streets of Salem and make it difficult for me to do anything.They ask me for directions and ask if i can walk them to a bathroom.Once they asked a good friend of mine if they could park on her lawn.
by Pyromatic November 16, 2003
A must-do for any well traveled individual who finds himself on a sandy beach while on vacation. The proccess can be explained in five easy steps.
Step 1: Find a bitch. No, not a female dog.
Step 2: Seduce said bitch.
Step 3: Choose your favorite position and proceed to fuck her.
Step 4: Do not pull out, blow your load inside of her.
Step 5: When she freaks out because she is not on birth control and you didn't wear a condom, throw sand in her face, and run away.
There you have it! The Tourist, in all of its glory, has you leaving fun and little illegitimate souvenirs for all to enjoy!
Step 1: Find a bitch. No, not a female dog.
Step 2: Seduce said bitch.
Step 3: Choose your favorite position and proceed to fuck her.
Step 4: Do not pull out, blow your load inside of her.
Step 5: When she freaks out because she is not on birth control and you didn't wear a condom, throw sand in her face, and run away.
There you have it! The Tourist, in all of its glory, has you leaving fun and little illegitimate souvenirs for all to enjoy!
"You wont believe it, Betty. I was at the beach this morning, and to make a long story short, Im pregnant. I hate The Tourist"!
"Hey man. I went to Cancun for spring break and pulled The Tourist on some Mexican whore. To think my parents said they'd never be grand parents."
"Hey man. I went to Cancun for spring break and pulled The Tourist on some Mexican whore. To think my parents said they'd never be grand parents."
by Teh Fader March 20, 2008
by G Zus April 10, 2007
A guy who likes to hang out in the steam room, sauna, or showers of the Y or a health club - checking out the other guys, but not otherwise exercising.
Man, I finished my workout and went to the sauna, but it was packed with tourists - all eyes were on me, and some seemed to like what they saw - they were pitching tents.
by Tom-B May 16, 2019
(noun) The way people grind to an unbelievably slow trundle when surrounded by either too many opportunities to buy (like a shopping malls) or garish tourist attractions (like Disneyland).
"Dude, I'm sorry we're late for dinner. There was crushing tourist torpor at the mall, it took us 25 minutes just to get to the car."
by b1-66er June 10, 2008
a name for a group of tourists -- derived from the collective nouns, 'gaggle of geese' and 'flock of sheep'
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 5, 2010