tourch

a guy/girl is really ugly, freaky, and creeps you out soooooooooo much!
tourch: hey there pretty ladies do would you go out with me sometime?

girls: holy crap! your such a tourch!!!! why would we go out with you?
by i <3 my tourch July 20, 2009
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texas blow tourch

A texas blow tourch is when a girl gives you a blow job after eating something spicy
yo i got a texas blow tourch after the wing bowl
by roy johnson June 12, 2010
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tourched

A Jarro-ism meaning that the punter is beyond cooked.
Jarro says scrubsie has smashed those tinnies and he’s tourched.
by Accountability February 2, 2018
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