"I brought that cute little blonde from Georgia back to my place and spent the night playing tour guide."
by J-Win April 21, 2006
While having sex, you light up a joint and blow the smoke into your partners vagina and later when she "queefs" you inhale the smoke
by Billy Joel 911 March 26, 2008
Girl 1: "OMG, so-and-so's friend is visiting this weekend."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."
Girl 2: "Oh so you're gonna be an r-rated tour guide??"
Girl 1: Yeah, I heard he's pretty hot, and ill never have to see him again."
by shmoopdidiwhoop April 22, 2019
An elite group on campus dedicated to showing off the number one Catholic party school in the nation. They specialize in one night of drinking mayhem, persuading parents to send their little ones here, and otherwise enjoying each others' company. This group is also on the list of Top 5 campus jobs.
Perspective student: "Hey, Mom! I wonder what Marquette looks like?"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
Mom: "Word on the street is that there's some Marquette University Tour Guides there that can tell us about it!"
by tourguide May 23, 2011
by SquamLakeGuy July 13, 2011
When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017