tough balls
tough balls by whosthistoughballsoverhere June 22, 2010
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tough as balls
related to the expression tough as nails, tough as balls means the exact opposite, as in not tough at all because balls are tender.
a: i look tough as nails with this guy-liner on!
b: more like tough as balls, you socialist puppy raper
b: more like tough as balls, you socialist puppy raper
tough as balls by TheFunInFuneral September 16, 2009
It's only gay if your balls touch
Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.
Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.
It's only gay if your balls touch by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017
It's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man
Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now
*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now
*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
It's only gay if the balls touch by BOB12634 March 12, 2018
It's only gay if your balls touch
A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
It's only gay if your balls touch by Figure.10 May 27, 2009
Don't touch my balls
Joe: You have a bug in your code. Let me sit down, and I'll fix it.
John: Don't touch my balls.
Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.
John: Don't touch my balls.
Joe: Would it be touching your balls if I called your girlfriend tonight?
John: No, that would be fine.
Don't touch my balls by Alejandro con Queso March 4, 2006
Touch your Friends balls day
Friend 1 : can I touch your balls?
Friend 2: what!? Why?
Friend 1: it's touch your friends balls day
Friday 2: oh ok sure
Friend 2: what!? Why?
Friend 1: it's touch your friends balls day
Friday 2: oh ok sure
Touch your Friends balls day by I am the real Bob the builder July 26, 2021