Touchstone 

Person of importance. Significant other. Your constant, the person who completes you and makes you whole. A true friend without critisms and judgements, who loves you unconditionally.

Sterling is my Touchstone.
Only friends can be equals, touchstone:)

Touchstone by Bella January 13, 2004

Ms. Touchton 

A teacher who, with just a few words, makes you want to bite your own arm off just so you have something to throw at her. In a word, boring to hell and back, and a total pain to deal with.

GOD, I HATE MS. TOUCHTON' S CLASS!!!

Ms. Touchton by Phisher15 April 5, 2019

touchtone terrorist 

When someone only engages you via snarky text messages. Usually the terrorist is trying to get you to engage in a mean reply and then they play victim. They won’t answer the phone to clear up the miscommunication.

Good job not engaging the touchtone terrorist. Your reply was very nice.

touchtone terrorist by Therealtonitalks April 7, 2022

touchmoney 

an ugly human who doesn’t know how to act. usually a cheater and a player who gets girls preggo my eggo.

touchmoney is so ugly and annoying and he cheats on all his girlfriends

touchmoney by tikitikiland January 30, 2023

TouchTunes Cropdust 

When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit

Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"

TouchTunes Cropdust by The Ant Christ February 8, 2023

TouchTunes Battle

A modern-day Wild West shootout fought not with pistols, but with song credits and aggressively specific song lyrics.

Two participants, Maddie and Emma, engage in a TouchTunes battle by selecting increasingly pointed tracks, each believing the lyrics are a direct hit on the other. Bystanders pretend not to notice, as the jukebox blares emotional warnings, breakup anthems, and “this is about you” choruses until one combatant runs out of money or dignity.

TouchTunes Battle by Corey Daul January 11, 2026