Ryan: Oh dear Josh, I have shat myself and I think that the poo has stained my lovely new y-fronts from M&S.
Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?
Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.
Josh: You mean you have touched cloth?
Ryan: Yes I shouldn't eat shit from public toilets.
by Josh_S September 7, 2006
You're clenching hard, but the little brown turlte has got his head out of the shell, and is chomping on your underpants.
by Jockey August 19, 2003
when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.
by Amy Noonan August 10, 2003
You should not have to wait til you touch cloth because they are repairing the sink. Use the hand sanitizer.
by The Return of Light Joker July 26, 2010
by Darran Pritchard October 17, 2003
To Touch Cloth is to have one's poo-poo touch your underpants and leave a stain. It it's slightly more high brow than just to say "UGH I shat my boxers blud."
Ryan: Oh No I can feel my poo touching my lovely new y-front for the charity bin.
Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.
Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god
Josh: My word man you've touched cloth.
Ryan: *slaps Face* oh my god
by Josh_S September 8, 2006
from a woman's point of view.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.
The feeling that we get when we can feel the brown juices of love beginning to emit out of our lovely sphincter holes.
Joyce, I must leave this meeting with you because listening to your words of utter babble have made me want to touch cloth.
by Abba Dabba August 8, 2003