1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed
2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
by Borne September 23, 2004
One usually "touches cloth" when he/she passes gas and pokes out a turtle head while their pants are still on them. Then a peice of poo then touches their underwear leaving a small stain. This is usually uncomfortable to walk around with.
by Applesaucelord December 15, 2004
A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment.
by Iam Hawk January 15, 2008
When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.
by jambomuffin March 23, 2009
When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment.
Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?
Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?
Matt- Deal!
Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock?
Matt- Deal!
by Squiads 187 August 6, 2010
When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.
you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww
by ugokucky December 10, 2010
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