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touch dicks

See: Touch Base (usually in business, to talk to someone in order to find out how they are or what they think about something)
Hey, I'm just calling to see if you'd like to grab lunch before the meeting and touch dicks about what kind of approach we're going to take with our new offer so I can make sure our balls are in the same court.
touch dicks by Shitlord July 24, 2010
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Touch Dicks At The Tips 

!. It's when you touch the tip of your penis to another man's penis tip
2. Gay men love that shit.
3. Sometimes straight men do it as well in an attempt to send telepathic thoughts to each other through their penises.
I have secret mike that I need to tell you. Sshhh Don't say it aloud. Are you mad?? Let's go in the bathroom so we can touch dicks at the tips. Okay, bro. Your secret is safe with me.

Touch dick moment 

An unisex term that is used when something really turns you on. Makes a male's penis jump and a female's pussy tingle and jingle.
Chocolate covered nipples!! Ohh my gawd!! That was a touch dick moment.

National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds
“Bro kylie just touched my dick!”
“Yea because it’s national touch dick day”

Dick Touch 

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop
DUde let's play dick touch!
Dick Touch by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007

double dick touch 

A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.

Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.

National rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15 

Touch any boys penis or any girls vagina
Day april 15
You girl rub my dick it is national rub my dick touch my pussy day april 15
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