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(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains
A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.
"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."
(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008
mathsosis-torturous-syndrome
Medical condition; the inevitable outcome of participating in too much mathematics, particularly maths methods. It is a potentially fatal state of the mind that can occur to any non-genius participating in maths. It belongs to the group of conditions commonly referred to as mind f*ck.
mathsosis-torturous-syndrome by OakaCola16 March 2, 2014
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Tortuously
Tortuously (adverb):
In a manner that is so full of misspellings, typos, and grammatical errors that it would give a spelling bee champion a headache. Example: "The report that my coworker submitted was so tortuously written that I had to reread it several times just to understand what they were trying to say."
In a manner that is so full of misspellings, typos, and grammatical errors that it would give a spelling bee champion a headache. Example: "The report that my coworker submitted was so tortuously written that I had to reread it several times just to understand what they were trying to say."
I tried to take the shortcut through the park, but ended up getting lost in a tortuously tangled web of pedestrian paths. It was like a giant maze made out of cement and grass. I must have walked in circles for an hour before I finally found my way back to the main road. Talk about a frustratingly tortuous experience!
Tortuously by Kim71 December 21, 2022