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Surname of Ukrainian Royalty. Tophens are bred to have Higher than average IQ, breathtaking good looks, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a profound spiritual understanding of the universe which is caused by a rare genetic make up of extra activated DNA strands.
"That girl is so smart and beautiful! It must be because she is a Tophen!"
Tophen by StarseedIndigoPurifyer August 17, 2011
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touchengraben 

german for the common french word touche. commonly mistaken to mean playful violence.
Andrew: It's a bit nipply out isn't it?
Joycie: Don't you mean nippy?
Andrew: Touchengraben!
(Joycie giggles)
touchengraben by drusolini September 1, 2006

Tophenthusiast

veryvery pretty okay and funny and she reminds me of kalynn koury!!
person: who is tophenthusiast

person 2: are you living under a rock

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016